Help me choose my costume out of this list!!!?
July 1, 2010 by admin
Filed under Dog Fences
Question by yafathomiejt: Help me choose my costume out of this list!!!?
I am gonna be something funny, vote on these cheap costumes… lol. HAVE FUN!!!!
A MASTERCARD AD, in which I wear whatever I want, with a sign on my back saying something like “Shirt: …Jeans: …Shoes: ……Halloween costume that took minimal effort: Priceless.”
GOD’S GIFT TO WOMEN
I will find a box that I can actually fit in, like a refridgerator box, (lol) and cut holes for my feet arms and head, wrap it in gift wrap and have a giant tag that says “TO: WOMEN FROM: GOD”
KANGAROO
I will simply tape a brown paper bag to my stomach =D
MELTED SNOWMAN
Drench myself in water and carry around two sticks, a scarf and a carrot
AIRCRAFT CARRIER
I will find a small toy airplane and carry it with me. When people ask what I am, I hold it out in the palm of my hand.
CHIA PET
I will wrap myself in duct tape (sticky side OUT) and roll in the grass, and VOILA! i’m a chia pet!
SPICE RACK
Wear a bra over my clothes and stuff it with different jars of spices
Q-TIP
Put cotton around my head, wrap my body in blue seran wrap, and wrap my shoes in cotton
SWAT
I will wear all black and have “SWAT: written in the front, and I will carry a fly swatter…
MACY’S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE BALLOON
I will get an appropriate costume, such as Bullwinkle or Snoopy. Attach long strings all around and then attach tiny plastic clowns at the end of each string. Then walk in slow motion humped over with the clowns just dragging the floor.
WILSON, FROM “HOME IMPROVEMENT”
I will cut or color a piece of cardboard to look like a fence. Wear a fisherman hat and keep the “fence” in front of my face, so that my eyes are the only thing showing.
DARTH BROOKS
I will wear western clothes with a cowboy hat, and carry a guitar. Then add a Darth Vader or Darth Maul mask.
ARNOLD WARTS AND JAGER
I will dress as a body builder and glue fake warts all over my skin and carry around a bottle of Jagermeister.
ahhh, I dunno anymore… but thes are cheap and funny… hahahah!!!!!!!!! now. HELP!!!!
looks like it might be the mastercard ad…. to see pictures after halloween, go to my profil at http://www.myspace.com/justinnichols41587
Best answer:
Answer by Suzyy.Q
LOL the god’s gift to women one is funny…
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Help me choose my Halloween costume out of this list?
July 1, 2010 by admin
Filed under Dog Fences
Question by yafathomiejt: Help me choose my Halloween costume out of this list?
I need more votes!!!!
I am gonna be something funny, vote on these cheap costumes… lol. HAVE FUN!!!!
A MASTERCARD AD, in which I wear whatever I want, with a sign on my back saying something like “Shirt: …Jeans: …Shoes: ……Halloween costume that took minimal effort: Priceless.”
GOD’S GIFT TO WOMEN
I will find a box that I can actually fit in, like a refridgerator box, (lol) and cut holes for my feet arms and head, wrap it in gift wrap and have a giant tag that says “TO: WOMEN FROM: GOD”
KANGAROO
I will simply tape a brown paper bag to my stomach =D
MELTED SNOWMAN
Drench myself in water and carry around two sticks, a scarf and a carrot
AIRCRAFT CARRIER
I will find a small toy airplane and carry it with me. When people ask what I am, I hold it out in the palm of my hand.
CHIA PET
I will wrap myself in duct tape (sticky side OUT) and roll in the grass, and VOILA! i’m a chia pet!
SPICE RACK
Wear a bra over my clothes and stuff it with different jars of spices
Q-TIP
Put cotton around my head, wrap my body in blue seran wrap, and wrap my shoes in cotton
SWAT
I will wear all black and have “SWAT: written in the front, and I will carry a fly swatter…
MACY’S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE BALLOON
I will get an appropriate costume, such as Bullwinkle or Snoopy. Attach long strings all around and then attach tiny plastic clowns at the end of each string. Then walk in slow motion humped over with the clowns just dragging the floor.
WILSON, FROM “HOME IMPROVEMENT”
I will cut or color a piece of cardboard to look like a fence. Wear a fisherman hat and keep the “fence” in front of my face, so that my eyes are the only thing showing.
DARTH BROOKS
I will wear western clothes with a cowboy hat, and carry a guitar. Then add a Darth Vader or Darth Maul mask.
ARNOLD WARTS AND JAGER
I will dress as a body builder and glue fake warts all over my skin and carry around a bottle of Jagermeister.
ahhh, I dunno anymore… but thes are cheap and funny… hahahah!!!!!!!!! now. HELP!!!!
Best answer:
Answer by bubbly grl
these r all hilarious. be a spice rack!!!
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Dog Care: How to Choose Healthy Dog Food
December 8, 2009 by admin
Filed under Health & Care for Dogs
Feeding your dog is not an easy thing to do, if you consider your dog as part of your family, you will take into consideration your dog?s health and choose healthy dog food to prolong your canine friend?s life.
Dog food must contain balance proportions of nutrients needed for growth and development. For your dog to remain healthy, choose healthy dog food with nutrients like protein, carbohydrates, vitamins, fats and minerals. Too much or too little nutrients will put your dog?s health in danger. Commercially available dog foods are usually processed with a lot of preservatives so you must know how to choose healthy dog food to keep your pooch in shape and in good health.
Protein is one of the most important nutrients that dog food must contain. Choose healthy dog food that contains enough protein that your dog need. A dog?s diet must contain about 40% protein. The amino acid in protein is essential for dog?s muscle development and regulation of antibodies. Some sources of protein are meat, fish and soy beans.
You also need to choose healthy dog food with carbohydrates. A 40-60% of carbohydrates are essential for your dog?s health. Carbohydrates also include starches and sugar that can be converted into usable energy. Too much carbohydrates is not healthy and will be stored as fat and may cause obesity and maldigestion and other health problems. Sources of carbohydrates are oats, sweet potatoes and yams.
Fat is also needed when you get to choose healthy dog food. Good sources of fat are vegetable oil, fish and meat. Omega-3 fatty acids are important for keeping a healthy skin and may help in the restoration of other health problems like inflammation and blood clotting.
Like humans, dogs need vitamins and minerals. Choose healthy dog food rich in vitamins and minerals which are essential in dog?s development and for fighting diseases. For instance, Vitamin A is important for proper vision and for bone and teeth development. Vitamin D is important for the absorption of calcium and Vitamin E has anti-oxidant properties to eliminate toxins in the dog?s body. Minerals like calcium and magnesium are good for teeth and bones strength as well as for the normal functioning of the heart.
Water is also essential for the digestion and transportation of nutrients; it also helps in the regulation of body temperature.
Knowing how to choose healthy dog food will not only prolong your pooch life, but it also gives you a peace of mind knowing your pooch as a member of your family is healthy and well protected against diseases brought by unhealthy dog foods.
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